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Homestuck Pickup Lines by Dragons-Roar Homestuck Pickup Lines by Dragons-Roar
oh my god i reasoned with myself for like 2 days if i should post these on dA because theyre not that arty but you know what, fuck i am POSTIN THEM
just late at night so hopefully they can slip... by...easily..

NOTE: most of these ARE NOT SERIOUS NOR IN CHARACTER REALLY OKAY I JUST THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE FUNNY


double note: i am not rly a homestuck fanartist ok so dont watch me expecting a lot more of this because there wont be much

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:iconlovestormthepony:
lovestormthepony Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*casually hugs Eridan*
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:icontalkativetiad:
TalkativeTiaD Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
ITS EXTENDABLE I CANT FKING BREATHE X'D
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:iconcloudcaramel:
CloudCaramel Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
These are beautiful
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:icondaedalusdavinci:
DaedalusDaVinci Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
XD It's all so accurate, I love it.
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:iconprincessflandres:
PrincessFlandreS Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  New member
O_O A little part of me died O_O
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:icontj-escobar:
TJ-Escobar Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
Hussie's is the best! XDD
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:iconmeperson94:
meperson94 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014
You just made me nose-spray soda everywhere.
thank you.
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:iconqu4ntumgh0st:
Qu4ntumGh0st Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ghosh, this is f*cking weird! but also f*cking good!!!
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:iconcherrytreeart:
CherryTreeArt Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
Dave, straight to the point...
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:iconpussywillow123:
Pussywillow123 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Are you from heaven? Because I, boner
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:iconmusic13forever13:
Music13Forever13 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This killed me!!! I love it
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:iconponythekidrs:
Ponythekidrs Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh… and Eridan's face… poor him.
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:iconponythekidrs:
Ponythekidrs Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Kanaya's one though...

and Hussie's. And Nepeta's and Equius' dual ones!
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:iconrathika:
Rathika Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014
The Hussie one made me start giggling~
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:iconaetherialtrickster:
aetherialTrickster Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i instantly lost my shit at karkat and tavros XD
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:iconmeysycolorspony:
MeysyColorsPony Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
omg x'D
i love this!
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:iconsparrowofthedawn:
SparrowOfTheDawn Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
These are hilarious, especially Hussie's.  And I would just be like Kanaya.  Or Feferi.  (I love Equius and Nepeta.)  Thank you so much and great job!
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:iconhamipassion:
HamiPassion Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
oh man I saw these on youtube a while back
perf
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:iconvanessaluffyuh:
vanessaluffyuh Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014
Tavros's face though xD
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:iconthefatassteletubby:
TheFatassTeletubby Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
dave

stop it with your ridiculously funny but entirely stupid puns.
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:iconalisatheraptor13:
AlisatheRaptor13 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this >u<
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:iconepixelle:
Epixelle Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Guys.... Go find Kurloz and die of laughter like I did.
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:iconduskplatinum:
DuskPlatinum Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Mituna's is also hilarious
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:icontalkativetiad:
TalkativeTiaD Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I dont really get gamzees, but w/e XD
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:iconpandapal02:
Pandapal02 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
My favorites have to be Kanaya's and Tavros's :3
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:iconmallowfactor:
Mallowfactor Featured By Owner May 29, 2014
Gamzee: aRe YoU fRoM hEaVeN 
bEcAuSe I bOnEr.

Motherfuckin'goddamnit
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:iconweskittykat4evr:
weskittykat4evr Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
*grabs eridan* let's go seaweed boy, you're mine.
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:icondeadbeforeidied13:
DeadBeforeIDied13 Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
I'D probably Do eiTher a Kanya or Feferi :p
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:iconpeter-pans-kneecap:
peter-pans-kneecap Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Uh Sollux WUT
ohmygod
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:iconkaleeinthetardis:
KaleeintheTARDIS Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
Hussie's is the best!
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:iconphycophoenix:
phycophoenix Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nawwwwww
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:iconbluelighttea:
bluelighttea Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
so beautiful
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:iconxilovejeffthekillerx:
omg hussie
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:iconhappykawaiiemma:
HappyKawaiiEmma Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"I have two of everything" Lol!!! XD


((Erin))
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:icongonecrazy-backin5:
GoneCrazy-BackIn5 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I CANT STOP LAUGHING XD
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:iconmatryoshkadiva:
MatryoshkaDiva Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Student
I have the feeling that Nepeta's would be the dirtiest. xD
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:iconakane2884:
Akane2884 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist
I know, right? 
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:iconnycdreams:
NYCdreams Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
This made me laugh SO HARD. I have a friend like Equius. (did I spell his name right? I always forget how to spell it.)
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:iconalmanich:
almanich Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
Aww poor Eridan
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:iconill-lick-you:
Ill-Lick-You Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student Artist
i got  to tav and died
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:iconlynxmanax:
LynxManax Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
I lost it at the beginning,my god I was laughing so hard!!XD
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:iconfoxy-little-vixen:
foxy-little-vixen Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*reads up to Feferi* Hehehe- Dammit, Hussie! :iconlikeahussplz:
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:iconmarcebeus:
Marcebeus Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*slaps hand over neps mouth* No Nepeta!!! *sweats STRONGLY*
Lol!! I SHIP THAT!!!!!!!!! (=`ω´ )
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S0ullz33KantinBBY Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Student Artist
1- B327 P1CK UP L1N32 3V3R! >XD
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:iconbonegirl3:
bonegirl3 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Student General Artist
XD oh my gog... im just dying...
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:iconfangirlotaku7:
fangirlotaku7 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
equius didn't say anything O^O
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:iconkrystellalyle:
KrystellaLyle Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Student General Artist
oh god the last one. X3
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:iconadventurous-hero:
adventurous-hero Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
omg 
hussie
:iconlaughingplz:
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:iconfanguoftheflowers:
FanguoftheFlowers Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
[grabs Eridan's arm and drags him away] 
We can order chinese and eat it in a hammock on my porch.
Then we'll spoon in bed watchin' repeats of NCIS or something.
Then let the night take us~
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BloodShotBulletProof Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
Tavros' face is hilarious! 
They are all so cute! ^.^
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